Horny bastard

A person who wants to fuck everything and everyone

“Dude that sofa look kinda fuckable”
“Ew you horny bastard”

by Naniladlord October 9, 2020

Horny bastard

Horny bastered is a title earned from your peers. If you are called a horny bastered it probably means YOUR SO FUCKING HORNY YOU CAN'T CONTROL IT,MAKING IT SO FUCKING obvious your trying to make some one your cum dumpster

Wow Bob your a Horny bastard tonight

by N_E_K October 31, 2016

Horny bastard

A guy that don't have his own horn to toot, and don't have to toot his own horn. He might toot his boys horn though, if his boy brought a horn to toot over.

Jared was tooting Bobby's trombone yesterday. He's a horny bastard.

DJ Cold Ice doesn't usually play a horn, but the other day he was fuckin with Jerome's trumpet for about 25 minutes.

by Solid Mantis September 30, 2017

horny bastard

Namely, Alexander Schussler. Attends school at Rutgers Newark and loves to do anything with an orafice. Craves sex and food 24/7.

That horny bastard will spread his cock milk on any bitch with 2 legs!

by RU-Newark December 14, 2008

horny bastard

a person who is too horny for their own good

Mike: Hey, have you seen that new movie about these two girls that get f...
Phil: Mike, your a horny bastard

by spydestroyer101 August 6, 2021

Horny bastard

Someone who is always horny and is typically named Carlos. Usually are still virgins as well.

Carlos keeps on showing us pictures of girls from Instagram that he has a zero chance of getting. What a horny bastard !!

by NotPapiIvan January 1, 2018

Horny Bastard

When you always find a way to get horny or always ruin the mood with a horny/dirty joke. Everything you see or hear even if its something nasty trust, you'll eventually make yourself horny asf just by hearing or seeing smth.

People talking in the inside of a room

Person: Eavesdropping

People: Like yeah, there was this cockroach in my fucking kitchen, That shit was huge man

Person: *Gets a boner and starts jacking off*

*door opens* Boy: What the fuc-

Many weeks later the boy was known as a Horny Bastard for jacking off to a not so normal conversation

by Ƨhinobi February 20, 2023