hootie

(n) a hallucinogenic mushroom found in cow fields of the southeastern United States.

"Be careful to not get shot while picking hooties."

hootie by Max Barshled November 30, 2007

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Check out that librarian! What a hootie!

These glasses make me look like such a hootie.

hootie by ParchÞeSkald October 2, 2014

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Hootie

(n) a trashy or otherwise skanky woman of promiscuous nature. Similar to whore, but not also a profession.

Day-um, dat hootie got booty fo' life!

Hootie by $3 November 26, 2015

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Nick was so fucking Hootie last night no more alcohol in the house!

Hootie by Niknobelico94 February 11, 2019

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Being as it is a nonsensical word, when used, it mostly means nonsense. Or inebriated fuckery, mostly skante related.

*See's a tweaker digging through a carwash trashcan at 2:47 AM*
Josh: Hootie

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Gullah for joint. Orginated in southern coastal South Carolina.

"RUl' ANUDDUH HOOTIE."
"Roll another hootie."

Hootie by bs mallord April 23, 2008

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A rather large marijuana cigarette.
A fat joint.

hootie by Doshi September 6, 2006

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