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Grottom

A gay male that prefers to bottom(taker) during sexual intercourse, who is using the ap Grindr to find a top.
Look at that hot Grottom.
by cashco August 6, 2011
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Panda in the Grotto

A Panda in the Grotto, as mentioned in American Pie Beta House, is a threesome in the pool with a black girl and a white girl. It's gotta be rough though because you gotta remeber, Pandas look cute but they're still big bears.
Hey, dude wht's that scratch on your face from?

Oh, I had panda in the grotto last night. It was sweet but I am worn out!!
by B-West February 4, 2008
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Grotto Monster

A greatly feared beast that resides in small shaded bodies of water. Preferred habitat is a cave with a waterfall covering the entrance. The Grotto Monster will spring upon prey and destroy them with powerful jaws and arms eating nearly every body part. Due to ferocious attacks he remains perhaps one of most feared monsters in Northern California although he has been spotted several times in southern California.

No one has every captured footage of the Grotto Monster, because no eyewitnesses are ever found. The earliest recording of the Grotto Monster's Legend is somewhere in the early 1980's. Although the sources are plentiful they remain spurious.
"Oh my God! Run for your lives its the Grotto Monster!"
by DR Griffin July 28, 2009
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Grotto Speak

the art of speaking in a slow and at times sarcastic tone. Often occurs within 'alternative' or 'greebonic' groups of society. uses old words that make a sentence amusing
person a: "yo my bretherin, this grotto speak we have invented be'ith funky and shit."

Person b: "aye, tiz my bretherin, no let us enjoy to go to a party, word"
by Green_Day_All_Day January 26, 2006
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love grotto

An outdoor place where two people can make love.
The Roman wall area in the movie Tristan & Isolde was a love grotto.
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Grotto

A large stick, preferably with alot of branches sticking out in all directions.
Hailey- Woah, look at that huge grotto!
Julia- OMG let's go carry it around, show it off to our friends
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Jacoby Grotton

Someone who thinks everyone named matt or matthew is gay. Loves anything baby yoda related. Anyone named jacoby is straight and loves animals to death mostly cats though.
Man im straight but looking at Jacoby Grotton makes me hard.
by poolgrk May 21, 2020
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