grotting

when you go up behind a guy and strangle him with a piece of corn

i ended up grotting that motherfucker to death

by schild May 18, 2006

grotting

When a dog is gobbling and scratching at his balls with his slobbery mouth

Henry woke up every so often to shift about in his basket and give himself a good grotting.

by georgeporge February 17, 2010

Grotting

Gruesome-frotting.

Grotting is an activity only practiced by the super-gays, like Indy and Egrint. It means to frot but with extra stuff like BLACKSOULS 2 gaming in the background or skibidi toilet soundtrack playing on a speaker in the vicinity.

Grotting is the most gruesome and horrifying form of gay activity, and anyone who does it should be imprisoned.

"Bro did you hear Egrint and Indy moved on to Grotting now?" - Edmont
"Yeah bro I am scared of that duo" - Danindy

by EdmontBrainfrotKing November 21, 2024

grotting

A borderline disgusting combination of gooning and rotting; like bedrotting but it's just gooning

I heard he called off work because he's been grotting in his basement and hasn't left in days...

by n11ght June 1, 2025

Gotting

The act of buying or otherwise collecting stuff.

Hey Wendy, the credit card bill indicates some great gotting last month.

by Li XiaoLong September 25, 2020

Grothing

To excrete faecses while ejaculating

David was having a quiet grothing session at home by himself while the mrs and kids went shopping, he was unaware that she forgot her purse. She ran quickly into the house to get her purse from the kitchen and found David in the heights of grothing on their dining table......
"OH MY GOD?!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DAVID??!!!!!! I told you not to be grothing all over the house!!!! Your paying for the cleaner this time!!!!! I hope you save that for our churting session in Thursday....."

by Grothstalker September 29, 2012

grouting

When a young male finishes in his hand and uses his splooge to fill all the wrinkles on a GILF's face.

Bjorn was adventurous in the tile industry and became bored one day during his lunch break. He went to his friend Nemo's house where his grandmother was sleeping and decided to play with himself. Bjorn finished in his hand and found himself (grouting) Nemo's GILF of a grandmother while she was sleeping.

by dock & launch August 16, 2013