When you're in the shower and you have to poop—Instead of getting out, you poop in your hand, pull back the shower curtain, and toss it in the toilet.
Dude, I had to shit really bad, but didn't want to get the floor all wet.. So I had a grenading session in the shower.
by Nathan Patrick Hooker December 8, 2015
Get the Grenading mug.The act of shoving one's grenade-resembling hand into a man or woman's orifice and then opening it with fingers flailing wildly in a mock explosion.
Kevin: Wow, being grenaded by my girlfriend last night left my ***hole gaping!
Gerald: Eek, that sounds terrible.
Kevin: Nah dude, I loved it!
Gerald: Hmm, maybe I should try some grenading...
Gerald: Eek, that sounds terrible.
Kevin: Nah dude, I loved it!
Gerald: Hmm, maybe I should try some grenading...
by Gina Castell July 20, 2009
Get the Grenading mug.Grenading is a word used to describe an object or a piece of machinery suffering a catastrophic failure. And often refers to the breaking apart and projection of components, or fragments thereof, away from the failing object or machinery in a fashion similar to a fragmentation grenade
John borrowed some of Brian's reloads and grenaded his rifle.
Despite our warnings, Phillip was surprised by the hydraulic cylinder grenading in his face.
Despite our warnings, Phillip was surprised by the hydraulic cylinder grenading in his face.
by Au_dragon January 1, 2021
Get the Grenading mug.A banana enters from the window and crashes a vase.
Dad: What the fuck was that???
Kid: Dad, they're fruit grenading again...
Dad: What the fuck was that???
Kid: Dad, they're fruit grenading again...
by FruitGrenader July 19, 2010
Get the Fruit Grenading mug.Regular kids:
A = Great
B = Good
C = Average
D = Okay
F = Bad
Asians:
A = Average
B = Below average
C = Can't have dinner
D = Don't come home
F = Find a new family
A = Great
B = Good
C = Average
D = Okay
F = Bad
Asians:
A = Average
B = Below average
C = Can't have dinner
D = Don't come home
F = Find a new family
Asian: *crying*
Other kid: Why are you so sad?
Asian: Cuz I have a B+!
Other kid: Well I have a C- and my parents think that's pretty good
Asian: On the Asian grading scale, B's are below average
Other kid: Sorry
Other kid: Why are you so sad?
Asian: Cuz I have a B+!
Other kid: Well I have a C- and my parents think that's pretty good
Asian: On the Asian grading scale, B's are below average
Other kid: Sorry
by aiyah9000 December 1, 2013
Get the Asian Grading Scale mug.by Anklegrinder4lyf October 28, 2019
Get the Ankle grinding mug.These words mean the following:
A-average
B-broomstick
C-can't have dinner
D-don't come home
F-find new family
A-average
B-broomstick
C-can't have dinner
D-don't come home
F-find new family
Example of Asian Grading Scale:
Father: Lets look at your report card son.
Son: Ok.
Father: A, A, A, B...
Son: No, please don't!
Father: B IS FOR BROOMSTICK!!!
Father: Lets look at your report card son.
Son: Ok.
Father: A, A, A, B...
Son: No, please don't!
Father: B IS FOR BROOMSTICK!!!
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