Good Morning

The king of oxymorons. Good mornings don't exist to many citizens of the world. EVER.

Steve: "Good morning, Chuck."
Chuck: "Fuck you."

by KDAWG April 15, 2005

Good morning

this is something you might say to someone when waking them up this word is used at least 28thousand times a day

Good morning sweetheart

by Noel369 March 27, 2021

good morning

A common phrase meaning the same thing as "hello" but it can only be used before midday. It does not necessarily assume the weather is good but is rather a simple greeting.

"Good morning" is another classic oxymoron.

by brendan July 01, 2004

Good morning

When you wake up to your wife/girlfriend/some skank giving you a blow job.

I was so drunk last night, I don't remember what happened, but I woke up and that bar skank was giving me a good morning.

by Fatbox October 08, 2006

Good Morning

When you wake up from a night of sex and your privates do not hurt.

Tom-So did you have sex with her?
Jack-Yup and its a good morning.

by Nasty Nate the Dragon Slayer August 20, 2009

Good Morning

A phrase indicating you hate women. "Good Morning" is synonymous with "I hate women". Originating from MEMRI TV a news channel by the Middle East Media Research Institute which translates Middle Eastern media into English.

A comment for a video read as:

"this song goes very hard

love from kazakhstan

I hate women so much it's unreal"

Part of incel culture terminology. Not in mainstream usage as an insult. Can be seen on incel and incel adjacent websites. Websites used for trolling, doxxing, etc such as 4chan and Kiwi Farms also occasionally use the phrase.

Good morning, I hate women. Good morning to all my brothers. Today is a good morning.

by FearOfBees May 12, 2022

good morning

The act of cracking an egg over a steaming pile of fresh shit you just left somebody as a wonderful surprise.

I left a good morning for him in his lunchbox.

by RBurton May 14, 2008