Glarp

Noun: Homosexual Erotic roleplay

Verb: Participation in Homosexual Erotic role-play

John: we should glarp tonight with Alex and Gabe
Andrew: I agree, we're gonna glarp so hard tonight

by Faith_Kaoz June 10, 2022

Glarp

Gay Sex Roleplay

I'm gonna Glarp tonight with Steven

by Faith_Kaoz May 27, 2022

glarped

Eating a lot of food in one bite

it was fucking disgusting how you glarped the piece of cake down

by Georgebush42096 January 17, 2023

glarp

1. to snap at or get angry with
2. to get upset at because of what one is doing

Because the boy is being a pest his mother will glarp him when they get home.

by TheDreadedListener July 22, 2010

glarp

A person who renames something in Oblivion for PC, not realizing he renamed everything in the game that's like that as well.

Saika: just renamed a wandering cat CatcatMcCattington
Naito: ...You're a glarp
Saika: shit, it just renamed ALL cats CatcatMcCattington

by OLIO August 08, 2007

Glarp Gorp

A phrase popular in the future with indefinite definition, but can be used as an interjection, greeting, or expletive.

By the time you're married, Glarp Gorp will be cool, since it's unlikely you'll get married soon, due to your smell.

by ThirdHrLeadership December 20, 2009

glarp

'glarp' or 'glarping' means to forcibly place a rat in the urethra of any willing participants, while doing so the participant to annex several countries including that of Czechslovakia, Belgium, Romania and or Germany and Grimsby. The participant who's engaging with the so called 'glarp' has to perform this feet with incredibly accuracy and attention to detail to win the 'International Glarping Award' awarded to those who have performed the action of 'glarping' in such a way that no other human could possibly contest or identify them.

"I'm nobody
I'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo
I'm a boxcar and a jug of wine
And a glarper ...if you get too close to me" - Charles Manson

by fablecum June 01, 2025