The sexual act where one defecates on a partner's face, then proceeds to rub said faecal matter into the face with a back and forth motion of the buttocks. The buttock cleavage should form a groove into which the nose slots, providing a guide for this motion.
This was allegedly the act to which Meatloaf referred to in the iconic song lyric: "I would do anything for love, but I won't do that".
This was allegedly the act to which Meatloaf referred to in the iconic song lyric: "I would do anything for love, but I won't do that".
by SirReginald January 14, 2011
Get the Galleoningmug. Possibly the single most horrible video game ever created. Such are the extent of its failings that it is now used to describe a botched job or error of epic proportions. Sometimes also used to describe violent torture.
by The Mighty Pirate Cap'n Rhama Sabrier (RIP) June 24, 2004
Get the Galleonmug. The act of asking for oral sex while riding the common amusement park ride, "the swinging pirate ship." The man is often denied and forced to wait for sex later.
by Michelle Civic August 2, 2010
Get the the galleonmug. by BasicJay August 1, 2011
Get the galleonmug. Guy 1: I played Gangplank Galleon while fuckin my bitch
Guy 2: what happened after that?
Guy 1: my dick grew 20 inches due to the raw greatness that the music is
Guy 2: what happened after that?
Guy 1: my dick grew 20 inches due to the raw greatness that the music is
by Sudsymemes December 31, 2018
Get the Gangplank Galleonmug. by WhiffyTheCunbucket June 17, 2022
Get the galleon sexualmug. Galleon (noun, derogatory slang, Alaska & Antarctica): A bloated, brain-dead oaf who stumbles through life like an overstuffed walrus on ice. Used to mock someone as an oversized, useless waste of space—slow, stupid, and perpetually in the way. Often hurled at those who can’t handle the cold, the work, or the culture.
by BashJitFatCos February 25, 2025
Get the Galleonmug.