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To act in a glorious manner, with sass and possible shenanigans
When a gryffindor is challenged with a seemingly impossible or difficult task, there answer is that they will do it “FOR THE GLORT” and they will perform said task with sass, flair and as many shenanigans as it takes.
GLORT by MamaWeasley November 30, 2020
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Good Looking Right Out There oppistite to Blort
Hey it's Glort
Glort by YoYoYeah April 24, 2009
glizzy and short combined into 1 word, used to describe a moment of exclamation, is the opposite of a glong
this shit is making my glong into a glort
Glort by D11GYT December 27, 2021
When a woman squirts her period on the wall
look at the glort
'OMG i cant believe she just glorted'
Glort by Sarsypan March 19, 2010
The short brief description that accompanies links on Web sites where high usability is valued over graphic design.
link href This glort accurately describes the content you'll find if you follow this link, and provides enough detail to let you decide whether it's worth clicking or not.
Glort by Zack September 22, 2003
That noise you make when you have to fart but the shit still manages to squeeze out somehow in liquid form.
(GLORT)! Damn time to change my undies again.
Glort by Lars June 4, 2003