Funkles

Funkles are the male equivalent of the female "Cankles".

Dude- that chick has cankles. Her fat ass boyfriend has some nasty Funkles! Sick.

by Mattaussie December 19, 2010

fuckless fuck

An anticipated sexual romp, replete with all of the physiological signs, that winds up not being one at all.

It all started out on fire but then mysteriously fizzled into the fuckless fuck when we reached our destination.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 19, 2019

fuckless wonder

A sad nickname for an aging person who has reached that final pathetic plateau when they can no longer fuck.

Let’s get outta here before that fuckless wonder over there comes over and tries to hustle us.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2019

Fucklessandra

Name for a bitch, cunt, fat chick, whore, skank, or any other derogitory female slang. Specifically for girls who act like they can get all the men they want but really can't.

Origin :

A girl with a shitty name like Alessandra
acts like she's the shit
but it really Fuck-less.
Hence, Fucklessandra.

You : Look at that bitchy whore over there!

Friend : Can you say Fucklessandra?

Fucklessandra : Oops, I forgot my panties! Everyone don't look! Well, ok, look.

by Hunniton May 15, 2009

fuckless

The ultimate state of not caring. This state can only be obtained when one no longer gives a fuck.

After hours of playing poker, the two remaining players become fuckless with their chips

by AJizzie September 6, 2007

funkle wits

A piece of shit douchebag.

He is always messing up...what a funkle wits.

by Justjme August 4, 2017

Funkle Dunkle

A term used to describe an argument or disagreement, usually resulting in screaming.

“Me and John had quite the funkle dunkle yesterday after he found out I was bangin’ his girl.”

by Who toucha my spaghett? December 10, 2018