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Funget

A type of jerk dog man who likes to eat stuffed cat and likes to kiss frogs
Your Funget is not trained to chew on anything
by ѕυв 2 ρєω∂ѕ April 21, 2019
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Chicken Funget

First, buy any number of chicken nuggets from any fast food restaurant. Once you have the nuggets, you take them to the bathroom and take all of the insides of the nugget out and eat them. With the remaining shell of the nugget, you wipe it on the filthiest toilet seat, shit and everything. Next, take the nugget and release a fat, warm, creamy load into the nice soft breading and close the rest. Hide this nugget somewhere in the bathroom where no one will find it and come back to it the next week. Now that you have the moldy, cum filled, shit-stained nugget, put it in a mix of another box of nuggets, and give it to a friend.
I'm going to leave a chicken funget for Sarah later
I'm gonna come back tomorrow and grab this chicken funget I left.
by 2Genders October 3, 2019
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Fungkett

Trying to look funky but you end up looking weird. A play on the Filipino word panget.
Adam Lambert looks so fungkett in those cardigans!
by JRHU July 14, 2020
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Fungsty

He's so fungsty, ah does he pull?
by Jcarroll19 May 28, 2017
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fuggetaboutit

the Brooklyn way to to say "forget about it." originally used by Italian gangsters because of their funny accents.
Johnny: Yo that bitch Adriana dumped me

Carmine: Fuggetaboutit that girl's a whore theres plenty more where she came from.
by yankeefanzz February 8, 2012
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fudget

FUDGET Can be used as a noun OR a verb. Rhymes with 'budget' but sadly, is related to it in theory only.

1. A faux budget that uses imaginary figures and projections with little or no basis in reality and extraordinarily humongous numbers that don't even fit on anyone's calculator
2. Fiction that uses numbers instead of words to tell tall tales (aka 'lies') involving amounts of money that can only be described as "more than you can possibly imagine"
3. Accounting (usually in Federal, State, Local Governments but by no means limited to ONLY the Public Sector) that does NOT add up regardless of what anyone would have you believe
4. A financial blackhole that sucks in genuine arithmetic and spews out bullshit
5. The Modus Operandi where the labors and production of the hard-working men and women of America are confiscated, redistributed, and otherwise squandered by the political class

IMPORTANT NOTE: The word "fudget" when used in any written sentence, appearing in any medium, in any language, for all time and eternity, MUST be written in BOLD RED RGB 255,0,0 not the "pleasant and pleasing" shade of RED found on most renditions of THE AMERICAN FLAG, but that other RED that screams STOP! and something is terribly wrong here RED, or it will be considered misspelled (what, it's not?).
FUDGETING is the formal process by which the elected and appointed officials screw the electorate in the ass—but what the hell—OPM (other people's money) sure is fun to piss away.

The National Debt is the total of the annual FUDGET Deficits (plus interest of course).

The Federal Budget should be renamed The Federal FUDGET.

In a FUDGET—1 + 1 does not equal 2—in fact, it can equal anything you want—the numbers are all made up & the figures don't mean anything—but it doesn't matter—no one bothers to do the math anymore.

We need to FUDGET more money for these programs—even though they don't work—or we're NOT going to get re-elected in November—and that’s ALL that matters.

Just throw it in the FUDGET, no one reads this shit anyway—and even if they did—what the hell are they gonna do about it? The American People are either so stupid they just don't get it—or so busy watching TV and playing video games—or watching porn and playing with themselves—that they don't notice what's really going on—by the time they catch on to the fact that we've bankrupted the Country and sold their children and their children's children into slavery we'll all be dead and gone.

That's a real FUDGET-buster!

Who needs a FUDGET?—we’ll just monetize The National Debt.

Bend over a little more—I'm trying to ram this FUDGET through before anyone finds out we have absolutely no way to pay for ANY of it.

Can you say "Weimar Republic"! Because they had this FUDGET thing down to a science and look at them.
by We The People PLAN™ August 25, 2010
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Fungsta

a person with a massive head, usually round and water melon-shape. Looks either incredibly funny, or fugly.
-Look at his head!!!
-yep he's a fungsta..
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