funfetti

1. noun; slang for male ejaculate

2. noun; a delicious cake mix distributed by Pilsbury

1. Jill: "So, last night Brain sprayed his funfetti all over my titties."
John: "Hot damn."

2. I made my friend funfetti for her birthday.

by Captain Pixie August 12, 2009

Funfetti

When you give someone a semen facial and then throw rainbow sprinkles into the semen on their face making them look like funfetti cake

Last night was crazy, my girlfriend thought we were going to bake a cake before I showed her what funfetti really was

by Cdamms July 21, 2023

Funfetti

Any type of baked good that lists marijuana as an ingredient mixed within the batter prior to being baked. Funfetti could include the popular magic brownies or cookies.

I'm so high off this funfetti.

by BennyandJoon February 21, 2009

Funfetti

Noun. When a women is bent doggie style with her asshole exposed and she has tp pieces stuck to her brown eye.

After 20 years of marriage, Matt finally told his wife about her funfetti and she was mortified.

by AussieKisser June 10, 2023

funfetti

to have fun making money

im bout to go make this funfetti

by SixAMillion May 28, 2024

Funfetti

Slang term for yummy cigarettes and drugs

“Emmett asked Rylan if he wanted some “Funfetti” and Rylan said Fuck yes Emmett!

by Cultmaster666 April 23, 2025

Funfetti

Slang for yummy drugs and cigarettes

Rylan knows not to use “Funfetti” in school.

by Cultmaster666 April 24, 2025