fuckaduck 

An expression of frustration when something minor goes wrong.

you've just spilled something on your new shirt. Ah fuckaduck....

fuckaduck by Emmsie84 December 29, 2011

fuckaduck 

An expression of surprise.

Well fuckaduck! I never knew such a position was possible!

fuckaduck by JSlayerUK March 30, 2005

fuckaduck 

Can be used discreetly against offending persons disguised as a cough in order to insult. Can be used as an exclaimation of surprise.

Random Person: You know what, you're a bitch! *walks away*
You: *cough* fuckaduck! *cough*
Random Person: What was that?
You: Nothin'...

fuckaduck by Fayelicious October 16, 2005

fuckaduck 

To have sexual intercourse with a duck.

My kinky fetish is to fuckaduck.. wanna join?

fuckaduck by Bob October 6, 2004

fuckaduck 

to fuck a duck

im going to fuckaduck on your lawn.

fuckaduck by asslicker227 December 31, 2016

fuckaduck 

to have sexual intercourse with a duck

that park warden is gonna go fuckaduck

fuckaduck by Limp Noodle March 24, 2004

fuckaduck 

A person that either fucks or anyother types of sex with a duck.
Or someone that makes there dog lick theyre genatils or vagina or boobs by putting a pretzel (or something) on or in it.

1. That fuckaduck just gave the duck a blowjob!

2. Jen, "I hear Zach is a fuckaduck. He puts skittles up his butt and makes his dog eat them, its disgusting!"
Sam, "That's hot"

fuckaduck by marks da j May 1, 2007