frusted

To be frustrated whilst being adorable. When someone/something is too cute to appear genuinely angry.

"Aw, Jen can't reach the cereal"
"Should we go help her?"
"Nah, she's adorable when she gets all frusted."

by fourkyx August 24, 2017

Frusted

When you look at knee caps and fly away

I frusted away when I looked at eugenes knee cap

by Jimmmmru June 11, 2019

Frusted

When you see Dylan’s knee cap and fly away

I frusted when I seen Dylan’s knee cap

by Jimmmmru June 11, 2019

Frusted feet

When you have the sudden urge to stick your feet in fire

Man and family are watching a movie and have a fire place
Man: suddenly puts feet in fire

Woman: what’s wrong

Man: I just got frusted feet

by Fred rickety June 5, 2018

Frosted Log

To take a dump then empty your sack over the top of it so it resembles a frosted log.

My girlfriend was giving me blumpkin and didn't want to swallow my baby paste so I done a frosted log instead.

Joe had the raving horn whilst dropping a deuce so he frosted his log

by Aultow August 12, 2014

Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks

An old Thai pastime involving at least four participants, two of whom must be male, a few spare chromosomes, and at least two viagra.

First the two males in question must buttfuck the other two participants for an equal, aforementioned period of time, without climaxing. Then, they must pull their shitdicks out and stand helmet to helmet, hands behind their backs, and swordfish the using only their hips, creating a meatsaber duel not unlike Luke vs Vader in Return of the Jedi. Neither can move their feet, or use any part of their body but their Dicks. First to quit, fall to a knee in pain, or breaks formation, loses, and must blow the victor.

If you have never witnesses a game of Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks, no example will do it justice...

by Mjolnir12982 October 19, 2016

Frosted onions

To break ones balls. To be a pain in the neck. To twist someone's nuts.

When John and Natalia aggravates dad he gets frosted onions.

by GDNS2018 August 24, 2016