Freshlight

The using of a dead newborn as a fleshlight so it won’t “go to waste”

Doctor: shit! We lost the baby!

Doctor 2: well at least we have a freshlight

by CoeusTheQuetzalcoatl May 29, 2023

Freshlight

An underaged girl

“Yo bro I just accidentally smashed a freshlight”

by MB-_-GamingOFL June 16, 2018

Freshlight

An underaged girl

“Jake Paul fucks freshlights”

by MB-_-GamingOFL June 16, 2018

complimentary horror game flashlight

Every horror game- Kubz Scouts

give me all of your complimentary horror game flashlight biotch

by Mr_Mow May 13, 2020

complimentary horror game flashlight

A term coined by Jay "THAT DUDE" Perez from the Kubz Scouts on YouTube. Almost every horror game comes equipped with one.

Do I get a complimentary horror game flashlight?
Where's my complimentary horror game flashlight?

by K. J. A. January 2, 2022

Tactical Military Flashlight

Super~bright 700 lumen waterproof flashlight with adjustable brightness & strobe mode & SOS mode. Excellent & the brightest flashlight Ever! It can be seen for Miles & can blind a bear!!!! It has a Lifetime money~back guarantee!!!!

When I got the Tactical Military Flashlight, I was Astounded at how very bright it is!!!!

by Starchylde July 31, 2016

Fleshlight Squire

An individual who holds a fleshlight while someone else fucks it.

That tranny is really hot... She can be my fleshlight squire...

by Soggybottom March 9, 2019