Fergie

A female who looks moderately attractive from a distance, but upon further inspection resembles a man

Greg: "Hey check out that one near the bar"
Tom: "Yeh I'de do her"
Greg: "Go say Hi"
20 seconds later
Greg: "Is she keen"
Tom: "She's a Fergie"
Greg: "Oh... i hate that"

by Canadian_86 May 14, 2008

Fergie

The used condoms on the bedroom floor.

You really need to pick up your fergies. You can't walk across the bedroom without having them stick to your feet.

Pick up that fergie on your way to the bathroom, and flush it.

by hillbilly90210 July 20, 2010

Fergie

A female who looks moderately attractive from a distance, but upon further inspection resembles a man

Greg: "Hey check out that one near the bar"
Tom: "Yeh I'de do her"
Greg: "Go say Hi"
20 seconds later
Greg: "Is she keen"
Tom: "She's a Fergie"
Greg: "Oh... i hate that"

by Canadian_86 May 19, 2008

Fergie

Something awesome but ruined by one tragic flaw.

Fergie's awesome body is countered by Fergie's tragic face; thus her face is her Fergie.

by Maurice tacobell July 5, 2011

Fergie

Some bitch who sings in Black eyed Peas and also does solo stuff. Once peed her pants onstage at a concert and all in all she sucks.

Fergie is a loser who makes crap music and needs to move to jupiter.

by nickybaby12345 September 26, 2010

Fergie

To put out music that quite frankly just isn't music.

Want to hear my new song, "Fergalicious"?
No. Don't fergie me, please.

by Mark LFsd January 15, 2007

Fergie

The fergie is when a girl with a really hairy vagina sits on a guys face with his mouth open and queefs into his mouth.

Bianca did the fergie on Raymond, then he threw up!

by mcnastyAZ March 31, 2009