A female who can't stand most of the males she met in life, but thinks the females are the most wonderful people for being female rather than for being wonderful people.
Female's liberator- Waaaaaah, I can't stand my father and brother, all they do is make me feel like shit! I'm gonna dedicate my life to whining about how unfair males are to females, and I'm gonna dedicate my life to being the worst kind of bully, the kind of bully who makes everyone else but me the bad guy. Every female should get a prize for being female and being born.
by Solid Mantis September 20, 2019
Get the Female's liberator mug.An instigator who likes to divide the two sexes on bullshit they've pushed as stuff that matters in life. Female's liberators don't even want females being happy (even if it's without a man), they're too busy preaching about every little thing that they claim caused their own unhappiness, and are desperate to claim to be a female's savior and heroine.
The female's liberator dedicated her pain filled life to trying to cause much commotion and division between the two sexes, to the point that every male and female would argue more than their mothers and fathers over things that mattered even less, and every day would be a battle of the sexes, her dream come true even if nobody else would get to live theirs (despite all her preaching about other people being self-serving).
by Solid Mantis August 22, 2019
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If you sleep with one girl in one night, you can stop. However, if you sleep with two girls, you must sleep with three girls. Due to the difficulty of the task, and the possibility of alcohol, the third girl can be an utter sea donkey.
If you sleep with one girl in one night, you can stop. However, if you sleep with two girls, you must sleep with three girls. Due to the difficulty of the task, and the possibility of alcohol, the third girl can be an utter sea donkey.
"Thats like scoring the first goal of the game late in the second period, then, getting the go-ahead-goal with 7 minutes left in the third, and then your last goal is an empty netter with 20 secoinds left, its garbage, but you need the stats."
by Sheldon January 24, 2004
Get the Dewit's First Law of Cubic Female Dynamics mug.A girl (such as myself) who will do anything for the boy she loves. Mainly one sided or significantly more Emotion, chasing and attachment than the male involved. Will always put him first and forgive almost if not everything he does wrong.
“He made her cry every day this week alone so why does she still Love him?!”
“Because shes a female simp”
“Because shes a female simp”
by Joshie_oger February 29, 2020
Get the FEMALE SIMP mug.A female who overvalues a man who wouldn't do the same back. Mainly girls who fall for guys that will only hurt and cheat on them but continues to chase after them any chance they get.
Girl 1: "Is she really dating that guy again? He's cheated on her three times already!"
Girl 2: "Yeah, she always falls for his sappy excuses and refuses to ever leave him. She's such a female simp."
Girl 2: "Yeah, she always falls for his sappy excuses and refuses to ever leave him. She's such a female simp."
by energum January 30, 2020
Get the female simp mug.A female simp is a woman who does too much for the man she likes and is overly nice to him, in hopes of getting him to like her back.
by Monochromatica October 31, 2021
Get the Female Simp mug.A female who is over infatuated with a guy who does not feel the same. This female chases after this guy regardless of how he responds to her
by cookiemonster36 February 23, 2020
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