Another phrase that means "Justice has been served." Probably derived from a joke involving the definition of "served" and exactly who the server would be in this case. In any case, Fate seems to serve Justice in this manner.
syn: "Fate's been a waiter"
ant: "Fate's no waiter"
syn: "Fate's been a waiter"
ant: "Fate's no waiter"
by Josh Peters August 9, 2004
Get the Fate's a waiter mug.A phrase spoken when a person receives what was deserved. Justice is the implied party, that placed an order with fate in some cosmic diner, and was subsequently served.
Don't be so shocked my crizzle, you got sent to the crowbar motel for driving that hot land yacht balls out on liquid bread. Fate's a waiter, is all.
by B Love August 10, 2004
Get the fate's a waiter mug.Means an event you were trying to avoid was meant to happen to you. In terms of real life, fate is something you can't escape and is uncontrollable. In greek mythology The Fates are a group of three weaving goddesses who assign individual destinies to mortals at birth. So to be on their agenda means your on their schedule and not your own. Most of the time it means death.
Thief: *Sitting in Bar*
Bounty Hunter: Looks Like I found you on Fate's Agenda.
Bounty Hunter: *Kills Him*
Bounty Hunter: Looks Like I found you on Fate's Agenda.
Bounty Hunter: *Kills Him*
by Spider-Panda September 24, 2019
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To this day, I can still hear his sweet scream of terror and torture, as his flesh stick to the heater and came apart before our eyes. And the sent! ohhh the smell of his burning flesh was something that one recall all his life.
But anyway, after our demonstration, we kidnapped brian and took him to the woods.
We scalped him, plucked his eyes out, pulled out his nails, and teared off his teeth to only threw them all at him.
He screamed the whole time, and to it we only yelled back "hahaha SHut up".
Then, we took him to our kitchen and at this point, he wasn't really screaming that much. His troath was too hoarse.
We took our time to cook him well, after all, we wanted our friends to have a good introduction to cannibalism.
The next day, they ate him. They didn't want to at first. But with a little convincing from our part (with may or may not have included threatening them to eat or be the next one that we serve) they all digested our dear Brian.
What we didn't tell them, is that we put a drug in Brian's blood. Now, they were addicted to human flesh.
And that, my friends, is the story of Brian's date and of how we got our class addicted to cannibalism.
Amen
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To this day, I can still hear his sweet scream of terror and torture, as his flesh stick to the heater and came apart before our eyes. And the sent! ohhh the smell of his burning flesh was something that one recall all his life.
But anyway, after our demonstration, we kidnapped brian and took him to the woods.
We scalped him, plucked his eyes out, pulled out his nails, and teared off his teeth to only threw them all at him.
He screamed the whole time, and to it we only yelled back "hahaha SHut up".
Then, we took him to our kitchen and at this point, he wasn't really screaming that much. His troath was too hoarse.
We took our time to cook him well, after all, we wanted our friends to have a good introduction to cannibalism.
The next day, they ate him. They didn't want to at first. But with a little convincing from our part (with may or may not have included threatening them to eat or be the next one that we serve) they all digested our dear Brian.
What we didn't tell them, is that we put a drug in Brian's blood. Now, they were addicted to human flesh.
And that, my friends, is the story of Brian's date and of how we got our class addicted to cannibalism.
Amen
Brian's fate part 2 is a tragic but necessary one. There were no avoiding his future. It was set in stone. Not even LADA DRACUL could have alternered it.
Amen
Amen
by ILOVEHUMANFLESHHIHIHI February 24, 2021
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by Valcarie February 6, 2010
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Get the Kin's fate mug.Baby’s Fate Fiesta can be thought of a sort-of pre-gender reveal party (in certain circumstances)
The purpose of the party is for expecting mothers and fathers to host their friends and family and either pop a balloon or light a firework or some other incendiary device that will reveal either black or white smoke. White smoke indicates to guests that the parents plan to keep the baby to term while black smoke reveals to guests that the parents plan to terminate the pregnancy.
After the baby’s fate has been “revealed guest partake in various games and enjoy cake.
The purpose of the party is for expecting mothers and fathers to host their friends and family and either pop a balloon or light a firework or some other incendiary device that will reveal either black or white smoke. White smoke indicates to guests that the parents plan to keep the baby to term while black smoke reveals to guests that the parents plan to terminate the pregnancy.
After the baby’s fate has been “revealed guest partake in various games and enjoy cake.
Steve: Hey are you coming to Tom and Jennifer’s party this weekend? They’re having there baby’s fate fiesta and it should be a blast!
John: Yeah! I’ll be there I just hope to see white smoke because the last two times they host a party it’s been black smoke.
Steve: Yeah, me too. And they always have great cake. It’d be cool. If they‘re baby would be able to try it some day.
John: Yeah! I’ll be there I just hope to see white smoke because the last two times they host a party it’s been black smoke.
Steve: Yeah, me too. And they always have great cake. It’d be cool. If they‘re baby would be able to try it some day.
by SausageTunnel September 19, 2023
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