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Fartunity

That moment in which one finds an opportunity to fart discreetly,
typically following a situation in which this would have been inappropriate to do so.
"My grandma never waits for a fartunity" :(
by Sassygassy January 8, 2014
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fartnite

That crap game.
Fartnite.
by KimJongUnsNuke May 31, 2018
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fartnite

Person 1: "Hello, friend. Do you want to play fortnite with me?"
Person 2: "It's actually called fartnite."
Person 1: "Ew and you're wrong."
Person 2: "Nope. Fartnite is indeed dumb. So smart people like me call it fartnite. Now leave me alone and navigate away from my ass."
by Eoin195314235r1245 March 20, 2019
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Fartnite

A multiplayer video game in which everyone is farting on or near each other
I played Fartnite until the raw hummus, celery and tree bark had passed all the way through da system.
by Ae5Ea8 October 22, 2018
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fartnite

Fartnite is what people like to call fortnite because the game is shit. Fuckboys and nerds post their fortnite dubs on snapchat and everyone could give 0 fucks that they won.
1. I just posted my fortnite dub.

2. You mean fartnite?
by Pussytasteslikepepsicola May 12, 2018
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Fartginity

The act of farting for the first time in front of your boyfriend/girlfriend
Oh my god! You will never believe what happened yesterday! I lost my fartginity with Brian!
by Hola26 September 9, 2016
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Fartginity

Fartginity (noun) - The act of farting in front of a significant other in a relationship, thereby losing a sense of dignity and being vulnerable to emotional exposure.
Macy: "Scott dumped me last week, but I never lost my fartginity in front of him."
Ali: "At least he never took that from you!"
by Apple Pie and Bacon December 25, 2012
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