FUI: Facebook Under the Influence. The act of writing, participating, or using Facebook, or any other social network while intoxicated. The modern extension of drunk dialing.
I never should have messaged he/she last night on Facebook. I was so FUI! Now I'll never get in his/her pants!
fucking under the influence. having sex while also experiencing the effects of drugs, alcohol, etc. FUI is the 8th deadly sin and is punishable by a 6 month suspension of your fucking license.
Dude I don't remember her at all...I must have been FUI, I don't even remember her name.
"floating under the influence"; floating on a tube or raft down a body of water, prefferably a fast moving river, while shitcanned (i.e. wasted or fucked-up on any drugs)
Yesterday, while tubing down the mighty Mississippi, Jimmy got a FUI for being intoxcated while flashing his "down-stairs mixup" to the police; his wasted ass went to jail.