Fuck fest

A fuck fest is what happens in a new, intimate relationship which includes days of sex, usually of the 'I just met you sex vs. make love' sex. At the end of a fuck fest, you appear jacked up, with messy hair, coconut oil everywhere, starving, but happy.

What did you do this weekend? Your hair is a floppy mess...
"Oh had a fuck fest... new BF"
Ah... got it.

by Funny Moms May 27, 2016

fuck fest

A sexual marathon involving two or more people. Generally involves more than one partner.

Man! I was banged twenty women last night. It was a total "fuck fest"!

by Champ February 21, 2002

fuck fest

A massive orgy that generally includes more than 5 "couples".

Did you enjoy the fuck fest at the party last night?

by Xyrus November 13, 2003

fuck fest

When you and some friend(s) are ahnging out and you start saying the f-bomb in every sentance.

Suzy:"I swear to fucking god, the fucker was so fucking annoying, all up in my fucking face! I mean what the fuck."
Yazmyn:"Dude, are we having a fucking fuck fest?"
Suzy:"Fuck yea!"

by Katyroo February 4, 2009

fuck fest

another name for an orgie that sounds better, because orgies sound like an STD.

lets go have a fuck fest
sure sounds good

by donkyfricker December 21, 2010

Fuck-Fest

A really fucking annoying and or frustrating situation involving five or more people in a small space.

when trying top leave the movie theater, a 400 pound man tripped causing a serious fuck-fest for the people behing him

by anitasquatch horgan March 3, 2008

fuck-fest

Fuck Festival:gigantic orgy

I really enjoyed the lesbian fuck-fest

by Xyrus November 6, 2003