Exerlining

When a cat works out, usually in the living room

Hey my cat is doing sit ups, its exerlining

by Shade2131 April 12, 2022

Toe exercising

Exercising your toes with the intent to perform sexual acts

Cara incorporated toe exercising into her workout routine. She has the strongest toes and it really turns me one — it does the trick!

by Karen Powers March 16, 2022

Exercising

Time wasted trying to look less fat. Not recomended for fat asses.
May cause heart attack and muscle falure.

Fat ass "dude im so fat, maybe i should start exercising"

Mom "you wouldnt want to do that dear, you would kill yourself"

by I hate preps February 20, 2009

thorn in my everliving thigh

Having problems with capitalist institutions.

UPS will deliver from 7am to 10pm and not tell you when! They are a thorn in my everliving thigh.

by Antparty May 1, 2008

Exercising the right

To exercise your right to not give a fuck.

Today at work, We was Exercising the right, to just not give a fuck.

by Armadillo king 42069 August 5, 2021

Exercising the Ph.D.

Getting one's Pretty huge Dick worked on by a female.

Man, your sister exercised my Ph.D. last night.

by §eth October 12, 2004

Exercising My Constitutional Rights

Smoking pot in Colorado

Bob: Hey Joe, what you doing?
Joe: Just sitting around (cough, cough), exercising my constitutional rights. . .

by aman73 December 18, 2012