Exced

Semi professional Cs1.6 Player.
In 2015,2016 and a bit of 2017.
One of the more skilled playerd on LATAM.
One of the best South America,in EAC Matches,player.
Best on Fastpicks,Prefires,Game knowledge,and accuracy,insane Clutches,and amazing ears.
Brutal Headshot machine.
In 2016,he was Top Tier on LATAM matches.
He is currently out, because of a deep depression.
Hope he comes back!

P1 - CT Ramp!
P2 - *Hears a double Headshot*
P2 - WTF EXCED

by Rampagephh66 September 29, 2017

Chef Excellence

A chef who often rates his Stay Fresh Bags excellent.

Chef Excellence rates this example 'An excellent example.'

by smashdude64 November 18, 2012

excelitis

A medical condition caused by over usage of the Microsoft application excel.

Symptoms include malfunction of the eyes from prolonged staring at this application and severe anxiety due to inability to rectify application errors such as circular references, amongst others.

User 1: "I can't get this stupid sumif to work in this vlookup because of the stupid pivot table!"

User 2: "Dude, you're suffering from excelitis, take a screen break!"

by Aquaxander January 13, 2008

eccedentesiast

(noun)

someone who hides pain behind a smile.

she didn’t like showing the pain, she was an eccedentesiast.

by xvalentinex June 11, 2018

excerpt

A passage or segment taken from a book, film, ect. to give the reader or watcher a taste of the product.

An excerpt from a book may be offered over a website, to excite the reader into buying the book.

by dkjgvdsnvihv December 28, 2006

Microsoft Excel

Software created by Microsoft that non-technical people use instead of a database, or cheap companies use as a crappy application studio.

We have 6,000 Microsoft Excel files out there that are exactly identical in reference to the type of data they store. It would be perfect for a database, but we use Excel because the web server we store them on is already paid for by another department and we don't want to pay for a database.

Microsoft Excel VBA applications need to die. You will never get a real programmer to stay around if all you want them to do is build VBA applications with that shit because you are too cheap to buy Visual Studio. This may be why your turnover is so high or your developers lack motivation and ambition to do real work.

My shitty job wants me to program in VBScript and Microsoft Excel VBA. I am looking for a new job because I value my skills and wish to avoid Excel hell.

by Nutzen YerMouf March 12, 2018

American Exceptionalism

A tool used to keep people satisfied with not knowing how much they are being fucked over.

"America is the greatest nation in the world. It's perfect and nothing needs fixing. It literally can't improve! I already have the best possible lot in life."
--American one lost paycheck away from homelessness

"American Exceptionalism is the best! I can pay my workers poverty wages, and they won't even do anything about it because they don't know any other way of living! Let's make sure things stay that way."
--American Billionaire

by PortableBacon March 23, 2019