Evan's Pee Pee

He has a small pee pee and WILL stab you ( not with the pee pee it's to small)

Wow Evan's Pee Pee Is SO SMALL look girls it's like a tic tac.

by Evan Senpai October 2, 2018

Evan's Documentary

Evan’s Documentary is the most legendary documentary ever made. Evan made a documentary of a school year and the random things that go on in it.

Hey Evan how’s Evan’s Documentary going?
Well it’s great, the most random things go on in it.

I love Evan’s Documentary it’s the best! Evan's Documentary

by PewWew April 22, 2021

Evan's Gnome

Similar to the laws of thermodynamics, Evans Gnome is an immutable truth of the knowable universe:

"Nothing that only men like is cool."

Jim: "Joe Rogan and Elon Musk are playing Call of Duty."

Chad: "So?"

Steve: "Wow, that demonstration of Evan's Gnome was very astute."

by hasbinbad October 18, 2021

Evan's Virus

The virus causing any electronic device to function improperly when operated by Evans.

The bad new laptop caught the Evan's Virus

by Meat Spear February 10, 2010

Evan's Mom

A MILF everyone has had their turn with
See: Cum Bucket, Cum Dumpster, Slut, Whore, etc.

Person 1: I fucked Evan's Mom
Person 2: Who hasn't

by qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujikolop May 31, 2022

Evan's Boywife

The Roblox Officially's officially unofficial furry known as "Hex". Will deny it mid-fursuit. Known nicknames: “Evan’s boywife”, “my dick sucker”, “the twink menace” and “the HSR RNG curse made flesh”. Half twink, half fox, full-time degenerate. Will unironically say “rawr” and think that counts as flirting. Lives in Evan's DMs and the bottom of the leaderboard

Known for rage-typing in lowercase, sending 😭 mid-breakdown, and calling you a slur before cuddling you. Plays like a bottom, fights like a bitch, and types like he hasn't slept in 36 hours. Hasn't touched grass since 2021 and won't unless Evan holds his hand.

Hex will pull a 3-star and cry about it like his cat died. Then go back to kissing Evan mid-boss fight while screaming “I’m SUPPORT!!” as the rest of the team dies.

Fun Fact: Has a PhD in being a little meow meow.

boykisser1: "Bro why is the boss still alive?"
boykisser2: "Evan's Boywife stopped attacking to kiss Evan mid-fight."
boykisser1: "Classic Evan's Boywife shit. Literal boykisser. Priorities: 1. Evan. 2. Suicide. 3. HSR pulls."

by DickPixie May 13, 2025

Jake Evan’s Musician

A creepy sex pest

Jake Evan’s musician is a creepy sex pest

by S_Ly_Sings December 1, 2024