by asdfghkdfie February 5, 2019
Get the Equify mug.The money an online poker player loses by running to the bathroom to pee during a session. True pros combat this by pissing into Gatorade bottles while continuing to play.
Noob: "I really had to pee, so I sat out on all of my tables for one minute and ran to the bathroom."
Pro: "You fish! Do you know how much piss equity you gave up by missing those 20 hands?!"
Pro: "You fish! Do you know how much piss equity you gave up by missing those 20 hands?!"
by Kos13 March 29, 2011
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by PeterVIII September 13, 2017
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Dude1: How'd it go last night?
Dude2: Terrible! I spent 3 hours and $45 of bar equity into some chick at the club only to have her fat cockblocker friend suddenly drag her away drunkenly shouting, "We gotta go now! Bye, Bye!"
Example 2:
Random bar ho: Hey Sexy! Wanna buy me a drink?
Guy: Uhhhh......
Wingman: (whispers) Wait, dude! You can't put any bar equity into a jersey girl. They can hold way too mch liqour and may drop you for some guido.
Dude1: How'd it go last night?
Dude2: Terrible! I spent 3 hours and $45 of bar equity into some chick at the club only to have her fat cockblocker friend suddenly drag her away drunkenly shouting, "We gotta go now! Bye, Bye!"
Example 2:
Random bar ho: Hey Sexy! Wanna buy me a drink?
Guy: Uhhhh......
Wingman: (whispers) Wait, dude! You can't put any bar equity into a jersey girl. They can hold way too mch liqour and may drop you for some guido.
by Tenacious Faulker July 19, 2009
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I’ve been a target of malicious equifax. I have to change my social security number, bank account, phone number, address, email address...fuck all of this.
by angryfarmercandy September 13, 2017
Get the equifax mug.Hipster Equity – hip-ster ek-wi-tee noun The cumulative value of an individual's style and preferences that contribute to their overall qualifications to be acceptable among the independent cultural elite (hipsters). One's Hipster Equity is positioned against another's to determine which is greater. Increases and decreases in Hipster Equity can only be determined by external entities.
1. You purchase an original My Bloody Valentine Loveless LP in VG+ condition. Hipster Equity +1.
2. You enter a Walmart for any reason. Hipster Equity -5.
2. You enter a Walmart for any reason. Hipster Equity -5.
by oversat January 4, 2013
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When presented with a decision where there is no right answer or safe plan of action. Similar to being stuck between a rock and a hard place.
When presented with a decision where there is no right answer or safe plan of action. Similar to being stuck between a rock and a hard place.
Example 1.
Buddy: "hum shitty poo, this fucking bus is never going to turn up is it. :( We could walk home in this lightning storm through the field of pylons? Or we could accept the lift from PychoSteve in his ice cream van?"
Guy: "Fuck knows, we're equifucked!!"
Example 2.
At the end of a long days boozing and perving Cunt-of-the-gang was equifucked. Tits or chips? he asked himself. To peruse one would result in the loss of the other.
Buddy: "hum shitty poo, this fucking bus is never going to turn up is it. :( We could walk home in this lightning storm through the field of pylons? Or we could accept the lift from PychoSteve in his ice cream van?"
Guy: "Fuck knows, we're equifucked!!"
Example 2.
At the end of a long days boozing and perving Cunt-of-the-gang was equifucked. Tits or chips? he asked himself. To peruse one would result in the loss of the other.
by little miss clarebear August 30, 2011
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