Emperor's New Groove

A phenomenal movie for true chads. The humor makes professional comedians weep.

"The Emperor's New Groove was indeed the best movie in all existence"

- A wise man

by Jeus the basketball master June 9, 2021

Emperor's Onion

A stink so bad it makes the paint on the walls peel, like an onion makes your eyes water.

Adam (Gets out of the washroom) - Aw man
Frank - Choke another donkey?
Adam - Nope, dropped me an Emperor's Onion for the next guy..

by Kallerack March 23, 2019

Emperor’s Crown

The act of taking your girl and sticking your head into her vagina and then wearing her on your head as a crown

Last night, my girl and I decided to try an Emperor’s Crown, and I think my neck is a little sore

by Dead Lord 999 February 8, 2020

Emperor's Hand

A person who performs "special tasks" for Emperor Palpatine of the Galactic Empire. Mara Jade was a known Hand.

"Palpatine is an unmarried man, right?"
"Yeah, I'd hate to be one of the Emperor's Hands on a lonely night."

by Nom Anor June 17, 2008

Emperor's new jocks

Underwear that is only visible to its wearer.

When Britney stepped out of the cab, she was wearing the emperor's new jocks.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

emperor_s.o.v.o

emperor_s.o.v.o is a TikTok commenter who simply only spits facts and never ever misses.
He is usually brought up when discussing sexiness
Every syllable that comes out of mouth becomes a bible verse

Im spitting on every take like emperor_s.o.v.o

by Sophisticated_Obito_Enthusiast February 23, 2021

Emperor's Hand

The hand of the holy God Emperor of mankind in the warhammer 40'000 universe

I fapped to a picture of the Emperor's Hand today. FOR THE EMPEROR'S GLORY!

by xaneks November 17, 2016