Elyons

He is a guy who will be romantic at first but will most likely cheat on you. All he wants to do is play video games and hang out with the "Boys"

Person 1: Elyons asked me out!
Person 2: Don't, I heard he is a cheater

by Unknown046 June 16, 2021

Elonsplaining

When someone corrects you with incorrect information and then throws a hissy fit.

I shared a Tweet discussing recent research in my field but some guy replied and started elonsplaining it back to me completely wrong.

by Tells-Many-Truths August 2, 2020

Elyon

A beautiful exotic girl who is kind to all and just a pleasure to be around

'Man, I wish i was friends with Elyon. Shes just a great person to be around!'

'I feel ya man, I feel ya.'

by BigBattyGyal3213 June 24, 2016

Elyon

An boy who is a bit crazy, would take a bullet for any of his friends, says homo stuff to make people laugh but is straight.
Doesn't say cuss words, has a six pack, and can spit some bars.

Elyon is such a good friend and good at keeping secrets and has a big peeho but says its small.

by anus69boy October 16, 2019

Eltons

A scientific unit of measurement properly associated with the yagometer. An Elton is a unit of measurement of yag/homoness. Eltons are based on a scale of 10, Ten being extremely flamming, in other words uncannily similar to elton john

1) By default, European men clock in at approximately 2.5 eltons.

2) Ma'am your gay baby, according to the yagometer, has a yagometric reading of 5.5 eltons.

- Disclaimer: To all you cool gay people out there you know I got love for you, N/H

by Ronzula May 27, 2008

Elyon

Oh man she's so pretty but she's underrated. She don't take shit from nobody and she's funny and a joy to be around. She get bare man but she doesn't announce it because she's used to it.

Shitden Elyon is so peng but she's probably already cuffed

by Yoyoyoyo,itz_ya_gurl September 3, 2017

elons crust

A common word used to decribe elon musks crusty dusty armpits. This is a delicacy in many countries around the world like america. It is usually served with donals trumps foot fungus. However can also be used as a prostitute

"got some elons crust for dinner today."
"dude wtf."

by stortankelitetbean November 9, 2021