Eggplant 

It's a freaking fruit, you idiots. Get your head outta the gutter!

The eggplants were delicious but I was shocked to find out they were fruits.

Eggplant by (◉ᴥ◉) July 5, 2018

eggplant 

An emoji of a dick

🍆eggplant=dick

eggplant by Shortafpineappl3 February 5, 2018

Eggplant 

#1 The emoji 🍆(used to symbolize a penis)

#2 The food

#1 a poll was made: 🍑 or 🍆
#2 The recipe for eggplant parmesan is: Put cheese in bowl put eggplant cook fun fact: Suck chew lick the eggplant

Eggplant by dhar woman June 1, 2022

Eggplant 

Eggplant occurs when a guy wears really skin tight clothing or underwear and you can see the outline of his penis.

Ryan's eggplant is huge in that picture.
I saw his eggplant yesterday through his tight trousers.

Eggplant by mastermindgame January 11, 2015

eggplant 

the term that italians use to address african-american

hey don't you be-friends with eggplants ya hear me?! next thing you know, they gonna stole your stereo or some shit!

eggplant by Ronny December 8, 2003

Eggplant 

You probably searched up eggplant looking for funny things about penises, but too bad, an eggplant is a vegetable and that's all it is

'Ha ha, eggplant.'
'Shut fuck up, an eggplant is a vegtable'

Eggplant by your mum 69 21 May 7, 2019

eggplant 

a internet version of a dick , more importantly why in the living hell would you type this up

stupid guy:' bro can u tell me what a eggplant is'

straight A+ student: 'ask urban dictionary you f***tard:

eggplant by strange_fetish September 15, 2019