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Edwards

The act of ejaculating in your sister and screaming "GANG WEED"
Dude did you hear? Jacob pulled off an Edwards!
by hghfhgghg July 26, 2018
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Edwards

Means that you are a talented skier. You have the ability to acomplish your dreams and it is the best last name, period!
I wish I had the last name "Edwards".
by William Edwards III January 21, 2008
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Edwards

A twilight loving, Cars ( the movie hater), won’t watch OBX even if you’ll rewatch it with her, British boy loving, bitty.
Man that Edwards needs to respect Cars (the movie lolz).
by bittyboo April 14, 2021
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Edwards

Edwards, is the name of some of the most strongest and intelligent people on Earth. If your name is Edwards be proud.
Person1: Whoa that guys so tough!

Person2: He must be an Edwards, there's no other way

Person1: Oh yea! How could I not think of that?
by JaysNappy May 15, 2022
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Edwards Syndrome

Edwards syndrome is a chromosomal abnormality resulting in there being a third copy of chromosome 18 instead of the usual pair - this is called Trisomy 18.

Babies with Edwards Syndrome are likely to have some facially different (dysmorphic) features, as well as an increased risk of heart defects and difficulty with apnoea (remembering to breathe) in very young babies. Youngsters (particularly those with the most severe heart defects) are likely to need extensive medical support and due to the expected impairments this is frequently withheld in the mistaken belief that death is imminent and inevitable. It is not, and the oldest known person with the condition is in their early 30s at time of writing.

Infants that survive their first weeks and months will have physical and intellectual impairments but all will learn and develop with time, interact with others and experience a full range of emotions and pleasures. Approximately 1 in 10 babies will see their first birthday, and of these 1 in 10 will live to age 10.
My friend's two-year-old with Edwards Syndrome really loves our labrador. She squeals and laughs with joy whenever the dog comes into view.
by BlackVanGirl June 11, 2009
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edwards spliff

a joint rolled with minium weed and will not get you stoned one bit!
Edwards spliff, 0.001 gram of weed to 5g of tobacco
by boonski August 22, 2011
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Edwards first law of sleep

An object asleep tends to stay asleep unless acted upon by the mother.
Due to Edwards first law of sleep I was late for school because my mother did not come to check on me in th morning.
by Unknownpapyus10 June 17, 2018
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