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drizzle drizzle

The opposite of Sprinkle Sprinkle; a way of giving financial-oriented dating advice to the girls (gold diggers). A catch phrase when talking about broke dusty men who have nothing to offer financially. Drizzle Drizzle is about equality. Which guy wants to be with a broke dusty girl? Drizzle Drizzle. If she's not pulling her weight someone else will.
I went to a restaurant with this girl and she asked aren't you going to pay for the meal?

I said WHAT??? ✨ Drizzle Drizzle ✨ I got ready for you, drove us here, and you want me to pay for the food. You could just say you're broke.. Blocked her immediately
by Soft Guy April 22, 2024
mugGet the drizzle drizzlemug.

Drizzle Drizzle

A hilarious 2024-2025 parody of the hyper-disrespectful gold-digging "sparkle sparkle" entitlement movement promoted on social media by toxic feminazis. It exposes the crazy entitlement of high-bodycount gold-digging feminist hoes who manipulate men into paying for all of their expenses like their hair, nails, brows & lashes appointments, rent or mortgage payments, car payments, insurance payments, etc. in exchange for days with her. Sparkle Sparkle is basically prostitution by another name. Drizzle Drizzle makes fun of that feminazi absurdity.
So I went on a first date with Karen, but she actually expected me to pay for the meal, and she didn't offer to pay for my car payment, car Insurance, gas, rent, and my new Jordans so I could be there for her on this date. So I told her she's obviously broke, and I got up and left drizzle drizzle.
by TheLightofTruth January 9, 2025
mugGet the Drizzle Drizzlemug.

Drizzle Drizzle

Men fliping the script on women by using women's arguments against them.
Drizzle Drizzle Definition: Hypocritical and oblivious to their position.

Example: A man says a woman has to be attractive, a provider, able to his bills, have a nice house, take him shopping, take him on trips, a good job. All the things women list as requirements for men to date them.
by AMG2266 April 22, 2024
mugGet the Drizzle Drizzlemug.

Drizzle Drizzle

a stupid incel-aligned movement based on false pretenses.
Incel: Drizzle Drizzle, Women should have to pay for their food on dates
Me: If you want women to do that, why don't you find one that doesn't? It aint that hard.
by Lovethecreeper May 20, 2024
mugGet the Drizzle Drizzlemug.

drizzle drizzle

A term that guys use before dropping their soft guy era talk
"drizzle drizzle, I'm not gonna pay for anything."
mugGet the drizzle drizzlemug.

drizzle drizzle

Something conservative incels say when they can't accept that they embody everything a woman hates
by Grizzle Grizzle May 2, 2024
mugGet the drizzle drizzlemug.

Drizzle, drizzle

A satirical response to the "sprinkle sprinkle" movement which tells women to use men for their financial resources. So drizzle drizzle in effect shows women how they sound with their asinine and unrealistic expectations.
Woman: "I expect a man to pay my rent, my car note, my babysitter and get my hair done! Sprinkle, sprinkle"
Man: "If you're broke, just say that! Drizzle, drizzle!
by merrakesh May 2, 2024
mugGet the Drizzle, drizzlemug.

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