Dougs

Men who are socially awkward, incapable of human connection, has problem solving skills, and who exist in their own little world.

Written by

Savanah Turner

Doug said Biden still isn’t president and that Biden has dead people vote for him. Don’t be a Doug!

99.9% of Dougs answers are “I
Didn’t know.” and “I didn’t do it.”Don’t be a Doug!

Dougs points of conversation can only surround themselves, around three topics which only Doug has knowledge about. “That is completely absurd and outdated. Don’t be a Doug!

Written by
Savanah Turner

by Spants367 December 3, 2020

Douge

Similar to a patio which is a paved outdoor area adjoining a house, a douge is a paved or stone outdoor area that is away from or separate from a house. Typically in a garden area or around a fire pit. It often resembles a forgotten or hidden pathway, but is actually mantained to create this look.

We enjoy sitting by the fire out on the douge.

by Stella Blanco May 4, 2020

douged

To get completely drunk to where one would expose their naked ass's or see people

Damn, doug got so douged he exposed himself to dara.

by Mike November 18, 2004

doug

To insert entire fist into the vagina or anus. (Named after the MLB pitcher Doug Fister)

"I gave your sister her first douging yesterday and now she won't stop calling me."

"This girl I was with last night was so loose I had to double doug her just to get her off..."

by The douger August 30, 2013

douging

Outercourse performed by parallel and not perpendicular genital motion. Pronounced "dooging".

Seriously, douging is better than dome!

Evan: JUST PUT IT IN! STOP DOUGING!

by Zephyrus June 23, 2006

Doug

v. To Bitch at somebody when you don't get your way

Man, he's Douging just because Randy doesn't want to give him the Xbox

by Xakarm October 21, 2008

Doug

A zit that you have tried to pop, but now it just consumes your face.

"Dude, what's that on your face?"

"Oh, you know, just a Doug."

by Pseudonym747485 December 5, 2012