Douche-back

Someone who must always react to douchebag behavior with equal or greater douchebag behavior. The term generally only applies to people who are otherwise polite and kind until someone is rude to them first.

(Guy#1) Hey man I can't stand Tommy anymore. He has been such an asshole lately. I think I am going to key his car!

(Guy#2) No don't do that dude. Just because he is a douchebag doesn't mean you have to be a douche-back!

by mrwhiskers29 September 14, 2012

Douche-Back

Common name of currency used by the 'Geniots.' An exclusive group of people who reside in Brooklyn.
Also see "Douche-Bank."

If I had a douche-back for every time pat pulled a pat I would be rich.

by carry-on August 2, 2008

douche backup

when you hold back douche bag comments and then they get backed up so much that you start saying them to people you care about or just random people.

Guy: "you look very ugly today"
Girl: "that's not nice! why would you say that?"
Guy: "sorry, i had douche backup"

by kjdhfhsdfkfi November 29, 2010

douche backwash

someone who is the way annoying than your average "joe douchenozzle" and has need for a more insulting insult, because the backwash of the douche is the run off of what actually goes into the skanky, nasty pussy, so therefore calling someone douche backwash is way worse!

Hey, that guy on craigslist with stupid blinder shades flashing 20's and talking trash trying to pickup chicks is nothing more than douche backwash!

Even people all over the net are calling him douche backwash.

by BJBob May 23, 2008

Douche-Nozzle Backflow

A person (typically male) or their actions, who has acted in such an obnoxious manner that the behavior alone reeks as an unsanitary twat would. Malicious intent and/or malevolence is a general added characteristic.

The most vile form of Douche-Baggery. In progression of severity of behavior: One could be a Douche, a Douche-Bag, Douche-Nozzle, or most disgustingly Douche-Nozzle Backflow!

The First Sergeant was not a Douche-Bag, but rather Douche-Nozzle Backflow. His character reeked.

by Mr. Incr3dibl3 March 5, 2011

Backseat Douche

The equivalent of a backseat driver, for any other scenario.

Guy 1: yo you should move the camera over there instead for the next shot.

Guy 2: stop being such a backseat Douche.

Friend: not to be a backseat Douche, but that detergent is better

by Wudafuxup February 23, 2011

douchesack

A person who has achieved a level of jackassery beyond that of being a douchebag.

Kyle, you douchesack, why did you light my genitalia on fire?

by Bong Hits 4 Jesus February 7, 2008