diged

Labourer talk for dickhead. Pronounced "dig-ed", usually prefixed with fuckin or righto.

While dropping a tree around powerlines
Shane: Shit it's heading towards the powerlines!
Matt: Fucked that one up didn't ya diged?

While sitting here thinking about this article
Drew: Oi, give me an example for this definition.
Matt: Yea, righto diged.

by m3rls January 17, 2008

diged

A variation on the word dickhead which can be used in the same way.

Lupco: You're a fucken diged.
*wanks imaginary dick on forehead*

by heatz0r September 17, 2004

Diged

Shortened term for having digital sex (fingering)

Dude I totally diged Stacy last night

by heydickhead69 December 8, 2018

transverse digestion

An unfortunate birth defect whereby one’s digestive tract is reversed, causing one to eat with their ass and crap out of their mouth. The ass must be trained to chew food in the same manner as teeth. A serious side effect of transverse digestion is halitosis.

Derek: “Hey Mike, how come you never eat with us?”
Mike: “I didn’t want you to watch me eat with my transverse digestion condition.”
Derek: “So THAT’S why your breath stinks like shit!”

by joseph blough April 8, 2022

Diced to the socks

When someone possesses supraphysiological muscular contractile tissue gains, generally with a very low body fat percentage. Someone who is diced to the socks is usually deploying an efficacious dose of some sort of anabolic compound such as Testosterone Enanthate or Trenbolone Acetate.

Bro 1: Dude that Derek guy is massive

Bro 2: Yeah man he is diced to the socks

by DicedToTheSocks May 18, 2022

Dicedcarrots

Dicedcarrots are always found in pools of sick, when the owner of the vomit has no recollection of eating them.

"Funny, I don't remember eating dicedcarrots"
"Who throw the dicedcarrots in that then?"

by Peter Glum January 8, 2008

did he died

A troll's response to any video where a person is injured

Person 1: OMG he hit his nuts on the rail
Troll: Did He died?
Person 1: stfu you retard

by Jimmyah December 31, 2008