dicklomat

Noun. A person who is tactful and skillful in managing delicate situations, handling people, etc., yet completely and totally insincere and self-serving throughout the process.

Steve proved to be quite the dicklomat when it became apparent that he cared neither for the outcome of the issue or the feelings of those parties involved.

by VandoPlaysBass November 25, 2009

Dicklomat

People on the internet who try to be overly politically correct and open minded, when in fact they are none of these things. Instead, they rant on the internet to appear better then the general public because of their opinions.

Person 1: Christopher read one article on a topical issue , he now thinks hes an expert and keeps preaching online.
Person 2: What a dicklomat!

by Elitist_destroyer March 11, 2016

Dicklomat

Dicklomat: diplomats and/or their staff who double park their cars (with diplomatic license plates), park in front of fire hydrants, run red lights, etc. with immunity from traffic or law enforcement.

Commonly found in Washington, D.C. & New York City (especially during United Nations General Assembly week)

"Dude, I almost got run over by a dicklomat's limousine over on Park Avenue".

"Nice. A dicklomat's car has blocked my driveway, and the NYPD tell me there's nothing they can do. Again."

by Enriques212 October 20, 2010

Diplomat with dicklomat

When you meet a diplomat who you know is going to give you that good pipe.

“ when I went to the french embassy, I met with my sneaky link to get that diplomat with dicklomat”

by clapemcheeks November 4, 2021

Dickmatized

When the dick is so good you become utterly hypnotized by the guy that gave it to you

My friend Allen has stalkers. They've been dickmatized

by Memequeensupreme December 1, 2021

diclimaticoitus

Upon reaching climax, it is the fluid bi-product that posts itself on the penis and the vagina after sexual intercourse.

After a stimulating and mutual orgasmic night of love making, the moon light captured the silky, glistening coat of diclimaticoitus on the man penis and the woman vagina.

by Le FOX 24 August 11, 2012

Dickmatized

When the dick is so good you start too catch feelings for the guy. When really your just catching feelings for the dick.

Becky: I really think I'm falling for this guy.

Me: He is not a good guy for you. You're just dickmatized.

by FreeFlow January 31, 2017