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Deepending

When a man with a short penis reaches only shallow depth in a lady's vagina
"Christian is built for shallower depths, he was totally deepending me last night, poor chap couldn't reach the sides"
by mrdennisnedry July 9, 2025
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Always Defending Mugabe

A joke made by English comedian Jack Whitehall. After seeing Robert Mugabe being interviewed, it is said that Whitehall's father errupted at the television stating that Mugabe was 'an odious c*nt'.
His Mother then spins round from the kitchen sink and screams for him to shut up and 'NEVER..EVER use that language infront of his children!' to which his Father repies:

'That's just TYPICAL of you Hilary.. ALWAYS DEFENDING MUGABE'.

To be used when some one has missed the point of a person's rant or explosion of explict language or just when some one has expressed controversial or offensive opinions.
Thats just TYPICAL of you, Hilary... ALWAYS DEFENDING MUGABE
by Shamumofo August 7, 2011
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defending the shield

Origin is from ESPN's Pardon the Interrupton

Wilbon makes fun of Kornheiser's "NFL, right or wrong" defense of league policy, no matter how absurd it may be.

1) to blindly defend a rule, decision, or product, soley based on the fact that you're in love with it
"Don't say anything about how shitty AT&T's cell phones are. Bob's a former employee, and he'll bore you to death, defending the shield"

"Someone brought up Mike Vick, then Pat jumped in, and started defending the shield. He must be Roger Goodell's cousin"
by Crazy Savages October 8, 2009
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Infant Defending

1. Baby-sitting, but more modern day and less "lame" sounding.
Geoffrey was infant defending Rob last night.
by ThisisaProtocol October 17, 2009
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deepeeing

The taking in if two penis's from two guys at one time. The verb of double penetration.
"Abbhi and Steve were deepeeing Vicky and the dog tried to join in. I have it all on video!"
by smokepipe30 February 26, 2010
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Despanding

According to Pep, the opposite of expanding.
When Mel's heater turns off, Pep describes the loud noise as something in there despanding.

Mel: "Pep, what is that noise?"
Pep: "I think it expands when it is on and now it is despanding."
by trouble72 April 16, 2009
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descending

1. To move from a higher to a lower place; come or go down.
2. To slope, extend, or incline downward.
3. To come from an ancestor or ancestry.
4. To come down from a source; derive.
5. To pass by inheritance.
6. To lower oneself.
7. To proceed or progress downward, as in rank, pitch, or scale.
8. To arrive or attack in a sudden or an overwhelming manner.
1. I descended down the spiral staircase.
2. “A rough path descended like a steep stair into the plain” (J.R.R. Tolkien).
3.He was descended from a pioneer family.
4.A tradition descending from colonial days.
5.The house has descended through four generations.
6.“She, the conqueror, had descended to the level of the conquered” (James Bryce).
7.Titles listed in descending order of importance; notes that descended to the lower register.
8.Summer tourists descending on the seashore village.
by Psychosis November 10, 2005
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