McDonald's Decker

Taking a dump in the upper part of the toilet at any McDonald's owned corporate or affiliated franchise restaraunt location.

After eating 3 Big Mac's, 2 McDouble's and a McChicken, I went to the womens room and took a vicious McDonald's Decker.

by McDonalds Dude (M.D.) March 22, 2011

docker's nod

Scouse for a head butt

Our kid gave soft lad over there a docker's nod

by notquitepatrick May 7, 2014

Decker Special

The act of performing cunnilingus on a woman who is also receiving missionary intercourse from a different male partner. This act is usually done without any prior agreement between the parties invlovled.

Dude, last night Brian tried to pull a Decker Special when I was railing Maria in the laundry room, I think he licked more wiener than puss.

by Sneaky Sneaky Sneaky February 22, 2011

docker's omelette

a lump of phlegm.

"What's for dinner today?" asked Saddam.
"Just a docker's omelette until you tell us where you have hidden those WMDs" replied his CIA interrogator malevolently.

by Dunky Oggins December 23, 2003

docker's tea break

docker's tea break (sim). Descriptive
of something very long.

"Oh, what
a tiny little man", laughed Veruca Salt as
she saw the Oompah Lumpah. "He
may be small", cautioned Mr. Wonka as he
turned briskly on his heel, "but
he'll have a cock as long as a docker's
tea break.") From 'Charlie and the
chocolate sandwich', by Roald Dahl.

by C February 24, 2004

docker's omelette

Vomit deposited on the pavement, usually after a rowdy night out

Tim: "Where's Wolfgang got to?"
Eric: "Oh, he's round the corner rustling up a docker's omelette"

by Itsallgoodman August 24, 2017

double decker sandwhich

A sandwhich that has three pieces of bread and two layers of filling.

Bread
Filling
Bread

Filling
Bread

A Double decker sandwhich has three pieces of bread and two layers of filling.

Bread
Filling
Bread
Filling
Bread

by tilley123456 January 3, 2014