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Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon 

An expression, depicting the desire for progression to another task, derived from the recent viral video war between Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon as facilitated by Kimmel's girlfriend Sarah Silverman.
"Halo 3's played out. Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon."

"Sure. Wait? What the f*ck did you just say?"

,or,

Dude, you're always skipping from one thing to the next. For once could you just hold on to the guitar and NOT f*ck Matt Damon!

She's fucking Matt Damon 

A situation where one partner in a couple has ended the relationship by dating, and having immediate intimate relations with a new person of perceived higher social status.

See trading up
Frank: Are Sandra and Kasey still together?

Jim: No, I hear she's dating some 25 year old brain surgeon. He's loaded plus he looks like a male model. Word on the street is he took her to Mexico for the weekend.

Frank: Wow. Well, she's fucking Matt Damon.

Damon Salvatore 

A sexy sociopathic man in a leather jacket, who loves bourbon and can make pancakes.
I was at the bar yesterday and I saw a crazy hot guy but he was totally a Damon Salvatore.
Damon Salvatore by lovleyorange November 8, 2014

Damon Salvatore 

The god of vampire diaries and the most interesting and intriguing star on the show

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Girl 1: who’s that

Girl 2 : my man , Damon Salvatore

Girl 1: you wish!
Damon Salvatore by Chickalinda101 January 4, 2019

Damon Salvatore 

Brash, arrogant, dark, sadistic, charming, seductive, loyal, affectionate, dangerous, and sexy. These are all words to describe Damon, a vampire who preys on humans, from the series "The Vampire Diaries". My favorite character from the books because he's a total badass with a soft side.

He is said to have dark hair and a 'dark beauty and grace and the sensuality that drew women to him like moths to a flame.' He wears all black and leather, has a black Ferrari with illegally-tinted windows.

He was born during the Renaissance in Florence, Italy. There both he and his brother and rival, Stefan Salvatore, fell in love with a woman (and vampire) named Katherine Von Swartzschild who exchanged blood with both of them and refused to choose between the 2 brothers. She killed herself and both brothers murdered each other in a rage (but not before Damon swore to make Stefan's life a living hell for the rest of his life), woke up in their vampiric state and separated in their confusion. Over 500 years later, Damon is drawn to Fell's Church where he finds his brother head over heels in love with the beautiful Elena Gilbert--who bears a striking resemblance to Katherine--and soon strange things begin to happen in the town...

Quotes:
Stefan: "Sometimes I think you could remember the name of every girl you've bled in your life, but you forget my name on a regular basis"
Damon: "Nonsense...little brother"

(To Elena) Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn about anyone else.

ELENA: Where's Stefan?
DAMON: Stefan who?
Friend: (eagerly) Edward Cullen or Damon Salvatore?

Me: Edward who?

Damon Salvatore 

Sexy hot Vampire who's true love is Elena Gilbert (Delena forever), makes the best pancakes, best friend is a which named Bonnie who is now a physic like Cade (aka the devil), brother is pretty hot too but is human now (which I don't fully accept yet), enemies Kai, Katherine, everyone who's family members he's killed, his father, the sirens, and many many more.
Elena:"I love you, Damon. I love you.”

or Damon Salvatore