Dammes

Dammes is a beta-male with the worst gameplay skills anyone could ever see. He also can't keep a girlfriend. Twice.
(Also commonly shortend as Dam)

Oh, my friend is sooooo bad at this game, he's such a Dam.
That dude is so ugly, he's such a Dammes.

by Salty Reboot October 29, 2018

Dammes

A person who claims to have a quiet evening and then to be the drunkest person at the party at the end of the evening.
Likewise, a wild evening can be described as a dammes. (Similar Word damn)

Guy 1: That will be a dammes Party.

by Pallytrator November 20, 2021

Bieber Dammed

The equivalent of a Rick Roll on YouTube, but with a Justin Bieber video, instead of Rick Astley.

Can also happen on torrent when you think you are downloading a James Bond movie called "Never Say Never" and then find out it's a Justin Bieber movie.

Not again! I clicked on this video for the iPhone 5 preview, and I was Bieber Dammed !

by Vapor S. Thompson March 14, 2011

van damme carwash

Involves supporting one's self approximately 6 to 8 feet off of the ground by doing a split between to walls (such as in a hallway) and ejaculating on passers by.

- "Hey Marty, what's with your eye?"
- "Yanks nailed me with a van damme carwash when I got back from class."

by Old Trevor April 25, 2006

Van Damme Friday

Lack of work production on a friday afternoon, often characterized by sending emails of Jean Claude Van Damme dancing horribly.

Looks like it's another Van Damme Friday.

by Pats Mom March 7, 2008

Beaver dammed

The "cock block" for the female. When a girl is effectively cock blocked she has been beaver dammed.

She was beaver dammed by her girlfriend when she dropped the herpes word in front of the new guy

by jennyjustjenny December 20, 2012

Jean Claude Van Damme

"Muscles From Brussels"

Van Damme is the biggest pimp on the face of the earth

by vandammelovesyou November 30, 2004