crutons

noun. A tastey treat for those who are salad tossers also known as brown turds or pieces of crap eaten by said salad tossers.

I tossed his salad and ate his crutons.

by noelle April 22, 2005

peppered crutons

the small squares and powder of weed left in the bottom of the bag.
squares being the crutons, and powder being the pepper.

Tanner: "Dude, we're out of bud!!"

Tyler: "nah, we still got them peppered crutons!! Top my "salad" bowl with 'em!"

by Tyler Beast April 23, 2009

croutons

small pieces of fried or toasted bread added to soup

When recycled sewage is added to your water supply, you no longer need to add croutons to your soup.

by yorrick hunt January 11, 2009

blood cruton

A crispy dri blood ball left on a womans vagina after her period.

When performing cunialigus I bit on a crunchy blood cruton from my girl. So I got up and horked.

by Willie Desharm November 3, 2007

Water Croutons

Like bread which is hard then given a fancy name: croutons.
Water which is hard (ice), then given a fancy name: Water Croutons.

"I'll have the soup du jour; Whiskey and Water Croutons"

by BrianWoolsey March 3, 2019

judgemental croutonsatanal asshat

someone who judges without knowing anything about it.

or denoting an attitude in which judgments about other people's conduct are made
A jerk

guy: your music sucks

girl: why you're nothing but a judgemental croutonsatanal asshat

by Wolfie SiriusBlack February 13, 2015

butt croutons

butt croutons are a result of a poorly wiped anus follwed by lots of but cheek movement creating your anal hairs to knot with poo in them. Once dry it is called a butt crouton

calvin screamed in pain whilst trying to pull the butt croutons off his anus hair

by nastycousin August 5, 2008