Croissant

The word that angry French artists shout when they screw up their artwork.

Oh croissant, my paint smeared!

by sidney.shrek November 16, 2017

Croissant

A savory French pastry, coincidentally Kanye West's life blood and only thing he eats.

"They haven't sent croissants to New Orleans? George Busch doesn't care about black people" -Kanye West

by Tswift July 9, 2013

Croissant

A 'croissant' is to dry hump someone rapidly while constantly repeating the word 'croissant' with a french accent. Just for fun.

Boy 1: Hi!
Boy 2: Jumps on Boy 1 and dry humps him: Croissant, croissant, croissant, croissant, croissantcroissantcrossiant!
Boy 3, 4 and 5: ROFL!

by Le croissant master April 14, 2009

Croissant

A guy named Croix.

Croissant was really pissed that they charged him $2 dollars to get his sandwich chili rubbed.

by Doctor Mantis Toboggan, M.D April 30, 2021

Croissant

(Kwah-sahn)

1) A delightfully delicious flakey roll, with origins of France, that one would enjoy plain, perhaps with almond or apple butter, a nice jam, or even the very American breakfast sandwich.

2)When a girls vagina is so flakey that they get in your beard during oral sex.

Jacque: "Won't you fetch me the morning news and prepare me a croissant?"
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Toby: "Kim's pussy was so dry that flakes from her twat-croissant got stuck in my goatee."

by Mejosh March 23, 2009

Croissant

It means “hello” in French.

“Croissant” he said while he smiled and waved at a French lady because he read on urban dictionary that it meant hello

by Theydidnotdosurgeryonagrape November 26, 2018

Croissant

The butteriest and flakiest of all the pastries. A polite way of describing a c*** of the highest order.

What an utter croissant.
You sir, are a croissant.

by Lucky13_85 July 13, 2017