Crespo

Acting in a selfish, greedy, or dirtbag-ish fashion.

Ed smoked the blunt, but didn't throw down on it. What a crespo move.

by ellsworth the Eagle December 23, 2011

crespo

A person who exhibits exceptional musical talent, as in Jimmy Crespo, lead guitarist for Aerosmith.

Wow, he is a musical genius, such a crespo!

by Carol C March 2, 2014

crespo

To tell your friends that you're going home, but not actually do it.

Ted- "Fuck this, I'm going home!"

Blair- "Way to pull a crespo you piece of shit."

by runningcool88 May 28, 2006

crespo

To masturbate creepily, more specifically in a public area.

Derived from Puerto Rican singing sensation Elvis Crespo, who was recently accused of masturbating under an airplane blanket next to a woman on his airplane.

To complete a crespo completely, one should later deny any accusations that follow.

"ca...CABRON que carajos estas haciendo? te stas tirando un crespo aki mismo a mi lado?"/ "no me acuerdo"

"dude i just pulled a crespo in lecture today"

by Victor Gomez May 21, 2009

crespo

A brand of fucking tasty olives innit. I get mine as tescos.

me: Pass me that jar of delicious crespo brand olives, fag.

by Jack Spack June 11, 2006

crespo

see james white

by sean November 7, 2003

crespo blunt

a perfectly rolled blunt that has a even pull to burn ratio. Typically rolled in a dutch or green game.

nothin somkes like a crespo blunt

by Sober October 4, 2007