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Crack The Back

"Can I crack the back tonight?"
"I got so deep last night it was like reading braille with my bell end"
by Mikey C Thafe August 8, 2006
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crack in the back

when someone has a butt-thigh

small, flat, ass that merges with the back/thighs

person without a baadonk,a butt that is not able to be seen
"she's got a crack in the back"
"what"
"it's not called a butt, its just a crack in da back"
by raycbdot August 10, 2007
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Sack Whack on the Back Crack

The act of thrusting the man junk so far into a woman's (or man's if you are homosexual) anus multiple times that the balls consistently slap against the "host's" butt cheeks making a sound like a great high five.
KirtKanReed: "i am soo hungover bro, i can't remember anything about last night."

ChadKant: "you wouldn't want to."

Zenovia's Playa: " YEAH! BECAUSE CHAD GAVE YOU THE sack whack on the back crack WHILE YOU WERE SHIT FACED DRUNK LAST NIGHT AND PASSED OUT ON THE COUCH!"
by Zenovia's Playa June 14, 2009
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it basically means "what the fuck" but funnier since if you get cut mid-sentence, you have to start over, making it 2x funnier than it was before, because that's how broken my humor is.
person no 1: "hey...hey, what the frick-frack snick-snack paddy-wack diddly-dack crack-pot slap biofeed back-pack slap thumbtack sidetack tic-tac do you think you're doing, sir?"
person no 2: "mind your own damn business."
by bigdaddy123yesplease September 29, 2021
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The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.
John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes
by Fetchez la vache March 28, 2015
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What modern mumble rappers say when they can't think of words that rhyme for their song. Also what 5 year old kids say randomly when they get mad.
takashi 6ix9ine: "Diddly dacky, smacky whacky"

Lil pump: "frack in a mack back whack slack sniddly tack"

Mother: "Sorry johnny, no minecraft for today"

Johnny: "What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit"
by VYDEOS September 26, 2021
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the best way to impress your parents then get in trouble
Me:"Dad I'm home"
My dad:"I got a phone-call from you teacher today"
*Me thinking I'm in trouble*"What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit!"
My dad:"...wheres mah belt"
by Le random Persona October 13, 2021
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