Contude

Means:
To finish.
To come to an end.

To contude a speech.
"That contudes our show!"

by It'sjustme12 October 13, 2011

Contused penis

Also known as breaking your penis

The act of pressuring the blood in your penis shaft, until it rips open with internal bleeding. Symptoms could be a purple swollen shaft

Doctor: "Looks like you have a bad case of a contused penis"
Abel: "I Shouldn't have rolled over

by LebaAnatnom October 31, 2016

conuder valve

A smart ass thing to say when some one says that something is wrong with thier vehicle. ( Part that does not exist)

Person with vehicle: My car is not running rite....
You: Maybe you should check your conuder valve. (HAHA)

by Crizoft November 25, 2007

confudes

Confudes is a more extreme form of confusion, the highest. Widely used in conversations on the internet. It is better than saying 'confused' simply because of the uber coolness of it.

wesley: im confudes...
carlie: THATS COOL, ITS MY NEW WORD
wesley: *still confudes*

by mryellowbunbun April 5, 2009

Contumely

A rude or insolent remark

That was quite contumely if you ask me.

by degastyne May 19, 2010

Contrude

Semi-bitch

Jaxx was being really contrude earlier.

by AmazingYeets4Dayz December 29, 2018

Confude

To be confused by, but in a very trusting way.

confide - to trust in someone

confuse - to not understand

confide+confuse=confude

While watching "Steven Hawking: into the universe", I was confuded by all the crazy ideas... but I liked the pretty visuals so I kept watching.

by miket1044 July 28, 2012