any contrivance or device
by The Return of Light Joker July 17, 2009
Get the contraption mug.1) The period of time needed to familiarize oneself with a new electronic device.
2) Often, a period of extreme anxiety and frustration stemming from one's need to learn a lot of technical information in a short to non-existent period of time.
2) Often, a period of extreme anxiety and frustration stemming from one's need to learn a lot of technical information in a short to non-existent period of time.
1) "I'm sorry, Joe. I won't be in to work today. I'm exhausted from staying up all night learning how to use my new i-phone and am suffering this morning from a bad case of contraption adaption."
2) "I'm now limiting my persuit of new e-toys to only those gadgets with a low level of contraption adaption."
3) The salesguy said: "If you buy this new Mac laptop today, I guarantee you'll start using it today." "Yeah, sure", I said. "I'll BET there's no contraption adaption for THIS machine!"
2) "I'm now limiting my persuit of new e-toys to only those gadgets with a low level of contraption adaption."
3) The salesguy said: "If you buy this new Mac laptop today, I guarantee you'll start using it today." "Yeah, sure", I said. "I'll BET there's no contraption adaption for THIS machine!"
by Juan O'Malley July 22, 2009
Get the contraption adaption mug.A device which connects your penis to your ass. The prime adjective of this device is to allow a stream of your own urine to flow directly into your own anus. The feeling is both pleasurable and sensational.
by Ian and Shawn July 28, 2006
Get the The Contraption mug.Use an ass contraption to wipe your ass is when you use a hedgehog touch surface to wipe that raggity shit stains from your ass
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a man can piss out of it.
when a man ejaculates he can eject semen like substances out of it.
it is soft but may get hard if aroused.
mostly aroused by another man doing things sexually to himself or another man.
a man can piss out of it.
when a man ejaculates he can eject semen like substances out of it.
it is soft but may get hard if aroused.
mostly aroused by another man doing things sexually to himself or another man.
by dilbaid5 April 25, 2009
Get the penile contraption mug.In reference to the popular Youtuber Colin Furze, a Colin Contraption is a device that has been haphazardly constructed and with a purpose so outlandish that it should definitely 100% explode from the moment it is activated under any given circumstance but instead, by some intervention of God himself, performs its purpose and to a degree that exceeds any reasonable expectation.
Person 1: "Are those fireworks shooting out of his lawn again?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's built another Colin Contraption."
Person 2: "Yeah, he's built another Colin Contraption."
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