Ur mommy's a commie

The absolute worst insult in existence, doesn't even stand a chance against "Ur Family Tree is LGBT"
DO NOT USE THIS INSULT

Ryan: Dude, why would your parents name you "Fuck"? Your mom is so retarded
Fuck: Yeah well Ur Mommy's a Commie
*Ryans'parents implode and he was never born

by Wdpdt May 14, 2018

Enough commie spam

A sub on Reddit which showcases the most extreme fat-left tankie takes from around the internet

Did you see the Twitter screenshot on enough commie spam of a person saying Stalin never committed crimes against humanity?

by ContentSeeker September 15, 2020

enough commie spam

A subreddit that believes that mass murder and tyranny are bad.

Enough commie spam sure is angry about Katyn and Holodomor.

by Liberty Ethos September 15, 2020

enough commie spam

A subreddit of people who are tired of seeing communist ideology inserted into unrelated conversations or on non-political websites/message boards.

A: "I'm looking for a place to move into, should I buy or rent?"
B: "You know under communism you wouldn't have to be oppressed like this"
A: "Dude enough commie spam"

by Im.Scatman September 15, 2020

Commie Slap

A backhand slap with a closed fist. Like a pimp-slap, only more painful, and leaving a bruise.

He was all up in my face, so I commie slapped him and he was out.

by Jiggy February 16, 2005

commie sauce

In the 1970s congress changed russian dressing to commie sauce because they are idiots, see freedom fries

Pass me some of that commie sauce

by EthanTheMightyCheese May 9, 2003

Commie Switchboard

A commie switchboard is a term used for describing an item or object that is lacking in modern day technological utilities or is poorly constructed and not well thought out.

It can also be used as a way to insult someone's intelligence and physical strength.

DESCRIPTIVE "Hey man you see that dudes car" "Yeah, thing looks like it has the integrity of a commie switchboard"
"Hey man we should rob this guy" "Bro that idea is as good as a commie switchboard"

INSULT "Dear god bro you have the mental capacity of a commie switchboard!"
"Bro you are as strong as a commie switchboard is functional!"
"You have one brain cell for every functioning commie switchboard"

by Sir crispy the 3rd February 7, 2023