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Cocksteer

Similar to cockblocking except this is where a friend steers your penis away from a vagina you most likely cannot get into and points it towards a vagina that actually does want your penis.
Mitch: Yo mang I'm gonna slam your sister tonight!
Kyle: Eww dude, she doesn't even want your penis. Maybe you should try going for my mom, shes been talking about you ever since she walked in on you in the shower!
Mitch: You're right, thanks for cocksteering me into your mom.
by Pure_Awesome January 13, 2011
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cockstar

Darin is big dick ballin like a cockstar!
by padre February 21, 2021
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Cockserphobia

Cockserphobia originates from the word claustrophobia. Claustrophobia is the fear of being in a space that is too small. Cockserphobia is the fear of having more than one penis inside of you at one time.
Me: Hey Sarah want to have a threesome with two dudes this weekend?

Sarah: No I have cockserphobia...

Me: What's that?

Sarah: I'm scared of having more than one penis in me at one time.

Me: Word
by Balls out. Ya dig? January 10, 2014
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Cockstar Games

An insult for Rockstar Games and their horrible decisions.
Guy1: Dude did you hear that Rockstar uploaded another update?
Guy2:Yeah Cockstar Games really messed up this time.
by DankMemeBunny May 6, 2018
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cocksperience

The amount and variety of sexual experiences that any given man's cock (treated as a separate entity) should be entitled to, which may be hampered by it's 'owners' lack of sexual prowess, confidence, or unusually high standards.
"I don't care if he doesn't find her extremely attractive... he should date her as he needs more cocksperience!"
"I'm nearly 40, and still a virgin... I need to ramp up my cocksperience!"
by Lee of Tosh January 28, 2014
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cockstress

a female has mastered the art of aiding a man in reaching an orgasm, usually frequently in one sexual encounter, by an means of penetrative and non-penetrative sex
"man, I had an incredible night with this chick last night, she got me off so many times, I was defenceless against her skills, she was a master cockstress!"
by beaujalais October 15, 2011
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Cockatier

Any person who is not yet a full-fledged cock, but on the direct road to becoming one.
I thought Connie was really cool, but lately with all of her whining, bitching and douchebaggery, she really is quite the cockatier.
by Sarcasticbeotch September 24, 2009
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