Cock monster

The kind of person who sits under your bed waiting for you to have a wank then scares you with there big cock , BOO

Make sure you guys lock your bedrooms doors tonight before your evening session , the cock monsters about !!!

by Cockmonster November 4, 2019

Cock monster

1. Another form of a cock block where the person cock blocking not only prevents you from getting some, but also has sex with the person you were trying to score.

Wanna go out?

No, Id rather go back to my place and have sex with your cock monster friend.

by zeppelinfreak51 July 4, 2008

Cock-Monster

A chick who loves to suck cock. More than anything. She is usually very talented at it from having lots of practice.

Man I was with a real Cock-Monster last night. She gobbled it down like nothing I've ever had before.

by moonstar73 October 5, 2006

cockness monster

When a penis is so large that it reaches the water in a toilet bowl.

Oh man, my cockness monster just went for a swim.

by Dt.Stabler May 31, 2010

cock monster

(Noun) A whore that craves the cock. She loves to rub it, suck it, and feel it in her. Also loves the feel of your jizz on her bare skin.

Dude, look at that rare corn fed cum guzzeling, dumpster diving North Easter NC variety of the cock monster. She loves the wang.

by Ali T April 8, 2003

Cockness Monster

A penius so large it is said to be of the same length and gerth of the Lock Ness Monster's.

She thought she was cute so I showed her the Cockness Monster.

by The Amazing Larry January 13, 2011

cockness monster

whenst a man gets an erection,
whilst in ye olde bathtub

"dude, you shouldve seen my cockness monster, it was slimy"

by takeittothemacks December 19, 2008