Chumley

Adjective to describe dirty old man like features on a person such as, wrinkles, crust and clefts in the skin.
People can also have a chumley voice, say if it is squeaky or husky and slurred.

If a person wears a wig and makes it obvious that they are wearing a wig by changing it every few minutes, they are also described as a chumley character.

'eurgh!, that guy's extremely chumley over there.'

'oh no! he sounds very chumley!'

by Raith Potterson January 16, 2008

Chumley

When u crack an un-announced stiffy in an everyday situation

Man when rhonda walked in i cracked the biggest Chumley

by kampeasy June 17, 2010

Chumley

A bloated kinds a puffer fish

nice a chumley

by Cangh Jui May 24, 2003

chumley

The occurance of a female defecating in a male's ear.

She gave me the best chumley ever last night.

by ctfriend April 5, 2009

chumley

A fat doofus sidekick you just can't seem to shake off.

We'll meet you at 2, but leave Chumley at home.

by Chum Lee January 31, 2004

chumley

Noun 1)A fat obnoxious walrus like idiot who shows up univited to gatherings and needs to bathe and read a book 2) a fat blowhard. 3) The sexual act of a man sticking his testes into a body of water while his partner blows bubbles in the water

Great! The Chumleys are here! Road trip to Denys!

by Evil Penis February 28, 2005

chumley

when your testicles are placed into glass of water with a straw while your girlfriend or wife blows on the straw sending bubbles up and around the scrotum.

Wow, that chumley feels the same as when i fart in the bath tub.

by Bobby Rice January 21, 2005