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Christ's College

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A stuck up shithole in Christchurch where the relationship between the kids parents and the teachers are the determining factor in a student's success, not the kid's competence.
Retard: Shit, I didn't make the Christ's College 1st IV, instead I got put into the 'social' team.

Tool: Doesn't your dad own an influential business/insertothermoneymakingentity?

Retard: Oh yeah. I'll get him to make a call, I'll be 1st IV captain by Tuesday!

Tool: Sweet, lets go light some cigarettes in the botanz with $100 bills
by Bitch_boy123 October 8, 2011
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christ's ass

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A particularly blasphemous exclamation. Usually used when one is in pain.
-drops large rock on foot- christ's ass, that hurts! agh! god!
by nerdia314 April 10, 2008
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christ's crappin' crotch

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expression of frustration and gentle undeification of the deity
christ's crappin' crotch! not published again!
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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Christ's peepee

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An exclamation relaying shock, anger or disgust.
"Christ's peepee, is it ever hot in here. I wish I had a green freezer pop right about now."
by di_du_does August 3, 2008
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Christ's Hospital is a boarding school for nonces who fink they are it. Most of them are either spoilt brats or road people and if you are not careful they will cast a spell on you to make you disappear. The year 11s think they are bad and the year 12s are worse but the absolute worst years is the year 7s and 8s them man be linking and acting too big for their boots.
If you want to look like a Harry Potter character and is so unbelievably entitled to everything go to Christ's Hospital.
by Anonymousbishnextdoor April 30, 2020
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Christ's liver

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When somebody is annoying you so much and you've lost it with them.
Oh, for Christ's liver, shut up!
by warframe player July 6, 2022
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christ's cabbage

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Marijuana that's been inserted in a person's anal cavity for 3 days to infuse a marinade of the anal juices in the marijuana
It's best when really sweaty or typically dirty the smellier the better!
We scored some christ's cabbage
It was rank the hole house knew as soon as we lit up
by SpitefulScum December 6, 2024
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