Chode-AR

Any device capable of detecting a Chode. Whether it be on a male or transvestite's body.

Capable of detecting length and width of the CHODE. (Determined by size of Square on the display screen) does not apply to people from india for they have superior "JUNK" than anyone else in the world.

Usually made of Cardboard and Sharpie, May not always function correctly and can mistake a SHLONG for a CHODE (Most common in black males)

Dustin: Hey man, think that guy has a chode?
Parth: I dont kno, let me grab the Chode-AR"

Dustin: Hey what you doing with that Chode-AR?"
White Guy: Seeing if that indian has a Chode"
Dustin: No dude, he cant, hes indian you DERP"

Dustin: Hey man, my Chode-AR is picking up some activity coming from that black guy"
Khan: No, it must be calculating wrong, unless there over 60 they cant have CHODE's"

by Indian-Wannabe May 12, 2011

chode artist

A form of painting done with ones flaccid penis. Men with the smallest and roundest cocks excel at this art form.

My friend is a professional chode artist.
I am embarrassed and proud to say I am a chode artist.

by Poompi March 31, 2016

Chode fight arena

The chode fight arena takes place in the Kia at easyms house all the massive chodes from all over the world come to the Kia to battle it out there can only be one champion and the champion is robichode he always wins by using his girthy chode and big cheeks easym always comes second

Let all the chodes gather at the chode fight arena

by Da mandem November 26, 2019

arabian chode chomper

an arabian dude who likes to chomp on chodes

your dad is an arabian chode chomper

god kyle! Your such an arabian chode chomper!

by justinlikesthecock November 25, 2007

arash chode

A Japanese person who is caught changing and then rumours spread that he has a chode... Does he? Are the rumours true? Yes.

Have you heard about arash chode?

by Bill_Gill December 15, 2015

Bro Code Article 223

"One bro shall never attempt to remove or rob another bro of his beard or facial hair growth"

Bro 1 "Hey, lets shave Derek's Beard!"
Bro 2 "No way man, that violates bro code article 223, do it and you are no longer a bro"

by BeardLord April 20, 2015

Choke Artist

To fail to perform effectively because of nervous agitation or tension so regularly and such a grand scale that one becomes synonymous with the word failure, usually in an athletic contest.

Usually used to describe a very talented person who fails under pressure.

Alex Rodriguez is a choke artist in clutch situations.

by NYNYNYNYNY March 10, 2007